The guy at the front of the queue who puts $40 in the 10c for two minutes public telescope during the rare comet passing only visible for two hours every 100 years...
The alarm clock snooze button that simply won't be reached...
The lady new to the morning bus queue taking ten minutes to find the exact right change, in pennies, despite the driver saying he has plenty...
The guy that cums in five seconds and walks away smiling saying "there you go dear, all sorted"...
The log on the fire that will not flame and just hisses and billows (bellows?) thick smoke...
The escaped hat that just keeps catching the wind as soon as you get anywhere close to it...
Takes new girlfriend to an adult horror film; very 'adult'...
Gets very drunk at best mates' wedding and embarrasses him with a list of his ex girlfriends and why they left...
Takes back an hour hire boat and doesn't tie it up...
Long horn beeps at the car in front the very second the lights change...
Reads the same bedtime story to their child every night...(film?)
Cuts off one leg of the pond duckling to watch it paddle round in circles...(film?)
Takes all the fruit from the communal peach tree...
In the office lift mirror, that long nose hair you cannot deal with as there are others in the lift, all of you going up for a job interview...
The housemate who, once a year, early on a Sunday, will hoover the stairs for an hour, and then leave it out for others to fall over...
The squirrel that takes ALL the bird seeds...
The passing dog that every day chooses your front pathway to have a poo...
The child with a fistfull of stolen sweets that doesn't stop screaming "it wasn't me"...
The kid at school who has so much money he buys all the tuck shop sweets so he can sell them for double...
The packet of baby wet wipes that will only serve you a dozen all stuck together...
