The coffee shop guy that won't serve you a "black, two sugars please", as its not on the menu.
That hair in your ear itching like crazy but won't be reached.
Laughs loudest at the more painful tv clips of people falling off something.
The really expensive wine saved for a very special occasion that turns out to be just dreadful.
The cracked expensive china tea cup you have just inadvertedly served to your guest and hope they don't notice.
The atom that just says to the other atoms "I'm staying negative".
Never replaces the used toilet roll.
Puts coffee-wet teaspoon in the sugar bowl.
Fills the kettle to the top for just one cup of coffee.
The neighbour who doesn't throw the ball back over the fence.
The shop that sells you an appliance with an American plug.
The driver who aims for the puddles when passing people.
Beeps horn long and loud at horseriders.
Poisons the watering hole for all life when moving on.
Chops down the last trees of the forest for a better view.
Shoots the bad news messenger.
Enough spare change in pocket to end world child poverty.
Bites chocolates in half and puts them back in the box.
Automatically pockets your lighter.
Argues with the taxi driver for the 20 pence extra difference in a £40 quote.
