1.The moment you realise your buttons have been undone, at every meeting, all day long.
2. That loo roll that stuck to your shoe without you noticing, trailing you around the office whole day, of your new job on your first day.
3. The spare laptop you keep for emergencies that won't work until you pay for expired software that you have never used.
4. The spare black ink pen you have stashed away for filling out official forms, isn't there anymore.
5. The new candle with a wick that just keeps drowning in its own melt as soon as it has enough to do so.
6. The bicycle puncture that just comes back after spending all day finding and fixing it.
7. The new, and your last, lightbulb that just goes 'pop' and leaves you in the dark.
8. The stock of torch and radio batteries kept for a rainy day, has got wet and corroded all away.
9. The bluetooth gadget mouse that won't do the bluetooth thing, so you can't use the computer to find out how to fix it.
10. The fresh cold water bottle cap that has lost its thread and simply won't open, or close again.
