1. The squirrel that takes all the bird seed
2. The passing dog that daily 'chooses' your doorstep
3. The coffee shop guy that won't serve you a "black coffee 2 sugars please" as its name is not on the menu
4. The atom that says to other atoms "I'm staying negative"
5. That hair in your ear itching like crazy but won't be reached
6. That really expensive wine or loo roll that turns out to be absolutely rubbish
7. The cracked expensive China teacup you have just inadvertenly served to your guest hoping its unnoticed
8. The housemate that hides your daily medication as joke
9. The one who fills the kettle to the brim for one cup of coffee
10. The one who never returns the tray in a self service canteen
11. The one who will leave his mates behind if there is only one seat on the bus
12. The one who can afford to park in a disabled parking spot, and does so
13. The one who leaves loo rolls scattered on the floor in public toilets, and perhaps at home too
14. The one who shows his wallet full of notes to the homeless begging and then walks off saying "no pennies"
15. The retreating army that destroys the lands and livelihoods for anyone who would live there in the future
